🎃 THE LIGHTER SIDE — Michael Myers pulled a car down a street in England on Thursday, and the tow strap was... himself.
British strongman John Stephenson, 55, strapped himself to the bumper of a 1.5-ton Renault — by the tip of his penis — and pulled it down an empty street near York, dressed as Michael Myers. No hands. The ex-kickboxer calls it his most painful stunt ever — and this is a man who once pulled a 2-ton car 164 feet using only his testicles.
Why? A serious reason: raising awareness for male victims of domestic abuse, with the group ManKind Initiative. "Like the character of Michael Myers, many victims feel forced to wear a mask — pretending everything is fine on the outside while carrying a crushing, agonizing weight alone on the inside," he said.
His advice to copycats: "I'd encourage anyone thinking about doing it to not."
Source: New York Post (Oct. 31, 2026)